Lizard with a fork for a tongue is open minded.

Mitt Romney

Quarians don't drive cars. This picture is ridiculous.

Blue's Clues

The answer to life.

Humans learned ass-hover technology, although it is confusing.

Man who is clearly attracted to me.

It's a trap!

"I am angry about my sleeping bag being on fire."

Dawson's Creek starring Mermaids.

The idols of the USA.

30 foot man uses too much tanning oil in an urban setting.