ding-dong! your blind date is here! you open the door and see a dapper plant pot with a bow tie and roses.

the earth is the stupidest planet

It's a five-UFO pileup. Hope they have Allstate.

"T.G. Sup," a pale chubby kid with a bad haircut and big black sunglasses. He's trying to look cool but he just looks lonely.

blonde tranny barfs up an intact, loaded hot-dog, making the sound "gex!" as (s)he does so

enthusiastic man announces that his name is George. People nearby look on in awe, exclaiming, "He's George."

cherry cake picks a fight with a sword wielding blue whale, while a beer tries to diffuse the situation

wolverine in a tux really needs to trim his nasty nails

giant cave eel eats a peppermint candy off bart simpson's head. "yum."

A cowboy riding a giant eagle, drinking a Bud and looking all America, FUCK YEAH!

One of those moon guys from Aqua Teen Hunger Force choking out a smaller mutant worm thing from Tremors.

happy little kid peeks over the edge of the table to discover... POGS!