A princess is embarassed by her friend's tiny dress
A hermit's hut is completely covered in ivy and he's having trouble opening the door.
The king just died on his throne an hour ago but nobody has noticed yet
You get to start a new Doodle Pain! What should the next player claw?
Man unable to get to sleep at 3 AM
Bowser has finally had enough of Mario's shit
In a slow cooker, mix some meat, onions, and mushrooms. 3 hours later, add a cream soup and a lot of egg noodles. Wait 1 hour, stir and eat.
A blue unicorn in a cape wants to prove she's better than another purple unicorn.
The PS4 press conference