peebutter
surfing to ancient hieroglyphics
AWWW YEAH!!! GO CUBS GOOOOO! Good luck out there tonight!
red turtle
How butter was invented
stutters
MOON MOON NO!!!
A flag-bearing toothpick on rainbow bacon
Walmart smiley face harassed by bullies throwing chewing gum
Skycat flies through life
Not a chicken chicken (idk if that counts as a pun :P)
A man ponders his life after having 3 holes, one wider than the others, drilled into his head, and his eyes and mouth as blank as his world