"Now I can paint," says a man with red hair and a beard as blood drips from the back of his head.

man excited about his new haircut takes too many selcas

Germs invading a germ.

A man with six hands plays the piano.

??? A man is confused and is raising one eyebrow.

The truck is pooping.

The Fault In Our Stars

a blue wolf/dog/cat stares

A really cool robot is shooting multiple lasers at a smiling ice cream cone as brown pellets, not poop, exit the cone.

I don't know what 9gag is.

Man, I sure want those pickles.

The fridge wants to be filled up.