"Scuse me, bitch?"

"Don't turn around. You bouts to get raped, piggy..."

Tyrone the Tard

Happy cookie castle!

This guy drank a redbull.

A stage two Xenomorph fresh out of its host's chest cavity.

Drunken bum sees man taking out the trash. Man ends up have sex with drunken bum.

Man offers a pot of grass to a giant lollipop while looking away as he is ashamed of his IQ test results.

A Capriosa Stegnos flower fully bloomed. The stigma, otherwise know in the scientific community as the flower butthole, is missing.

Then suddenly, merely seconds after Dave had finished beating his wife, a ninja appeared to call the cops! But ninjas don't use phones...

Goku's spirit bomb absorbing lifeforce from all over the world, but only from asians.

The heads of two hoes who done been decapitatified having faced the dubious ramifications of their unrelenting hoeness.

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