Sign: Don't be that guy.

Grass shits.

LOL no gingers allowed because they don't have souls. Fuckin daywalkers.

Purple.

You must connect water to a cigarette if you want to make a phone call off green land lines.

DENZEL WASHINGTON

Pirate pope on toast wanting brains because he's a zombie now. Meow.

A snake saying "Edgar, was it you that smoked the very last of our opium?"

Its intense (in tents). Like camping.

Demon wearing a 69 jersey flips the world off yelling FU.

Pigs go moo.

Hungry fish with large scary teeth nom on pizza. It's legit.

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