a snail communicates with another snail that is being absorbed by a green leef

NEEDS MORE NINJAS

NANI? what?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME GAY ASS GIRL DONT KISS ME FAGGOT

A nerd's microscopic nose is actually an enormous blood clot with a mosquito in it? ಠ_ಠ

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! LOL JK SANTA'S NOT REAL BYE.

A stick of BUTTER flying through a field with one tree

Bogs...is that you?

A beautiful watermelon slice has been sent to Heaven because, even though he was so kind, he was brutally devoured by a starving nigger.

fuck that thats gay

PACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMANPACMAN!!

jack and jill went up the hill - jack got raped on the way up and now jill is happy at night