at long last, under the sakura trees, heavy-kun finally tells medic-chan to charge him. could this be love

day 1: im 'ere in the wilderness wif jus a single jar o' jarate to survoive on...spoicrabs lurkin in the grass...tentaspoi hidin in the lake

i cant believe scout is fucking dead

ey ms pauling i got a bucket a' chicken WANNA DO IT

pyro discovers a wild baby spee being raised by birds

turns out scout is an actual boyscout hes wearing the belt and the little shorts and the doopy kerchief (wait. maybe hes a park ranger)

spy frantically does math

scout realizes hes a sim

get the fuck away from my sentry, croissant boy

gigantic pyro sits happily atop the entire fucjking earth

fckuking . another fucking new chain. ok. beefcake pinups i want more beefcake pinups

soldier and demo take cover from the impending explosion behind a bush. merasmus yells "ABRAKABOOM" so forcefully he cracks his back