Because Mr North had a mix up with Flour and Baking Soda when cooking cupcakes for the elderly he only received one present for Christmas.

A cardboard box has just passed his driving lessons and can now deliver himself however he cannot answer the phone because he has no arms

A butterfly no longer wants to use a red pencil, therefore he is throwing it into a pot of acid that he has hanging in his bedroom.

Doodle or Die

Barney eating his arm because he is no longer able to love due to a face malfunction

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