Because Mr North had a mix up with Flour and Baking Soda when cooking cupcakes for the elderly he only received one present for Christmas.
A cardboard box has just passed his driving lessons and can now deliver himself however he cannot answer the phone because he has no arms
A butterfly no longer wants to use a red pencil, therefore he is throwing it into a pot of acid that he has hanging in his bedroom.
Barney eating his arm because he is no longer able to love due to a face malfunction
A PILE OF SICK