The eternal sandwich

Batball has candy canes and cola. Better brush your teeth, kiddo.

Dragon has firey poops on a knight because the bathroom was out of order

A woman whose breasts are literally pillows

I AM A PIG. I HAVE NO MOUTH AND WANT TO SCREAM

That record sucks? better throw a fireball at it!

Stickman running away from the sun.

Tintin!

SAY THAT TO MY GRIM REAPER SHIRT. NOT SO INSUFFERABLY NERDY NOW HUH?

Androgynous cartoon character in purple tophat and bow tie refers to themself as "Peacock"

Vowels in the clouds look down on nature. They're unenthused

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO GODDAMN MAD YOU RIPPED YOUR OWN EYE OUT?