an abstract representation of EXACTLY what went through my mother's head when she realized she couldn't abort me and was stuck with a baby.

a brunette princess in a pink dress prepares to kiss a frog, and accidentally farts.

molestias less illegally inclined sister

a doodle-or-die player expresses their inability to spell the word "yield" in a creative manner.

a duck has accidentally taken a fatal amount of LSD and now converses with colors in his final moments.

a sleep deprived owl attempts to pick a fight with you.

a man shoots piss out of his finger while another, clearly thirsty man, eagerly awaits it.

when i was younger, i thought led zeppelin was spelled like "lead zeplyn" and i still don't remember why.

a whale-dolphin draws a tree whilst being squirted with a squirt gun. "Draw the tree fucker," states the holder of the gun.

a redheaded jesus emerges from the virgin mary on the calm night in bethlehem.

terrifying monster eyeballs peer at you through the darkness as bright white angels come to carry you into the neverending darkness.

a chubby, brunette justin bieber fan and a stunning beaver in a sexy red dress discover homosexual trans-species love.