A witch in an igloo tells a penguin "I'll get you, my gandy" while a red goose honks at her.
Wall-E finds a pair of novelty rabbit ears! (A-la "the Playboy Bunnies".) He is confused by what he has found.
When spontaneous combustion occurs at the gay strip club, there's always a sexy fireman to put it out.
A little girl goes for a walk with her pet turtle.
Robot claw is lifting a blue marble with a brown core
An Elephant
A stupid dog tries to help a brilliant alien with his crossword puzzle.
Orange
"Joops, Quit bein' a BETCH," says Venus, Earth, and Mars, talking to Jupiter. They look angry and Jupiter looks indigent.
two face?
a golden bath fit for a king
I know where you live... I am watching you
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