I began the day feeling quite... gratified. Then I got sad. And then I got mad. Sucks to suck.

Potato is sugoi desu.

Anakin is riding the monster from Star Wars Episode II.

a brainy sun gazes down upon the serene 420th Baptist Church, which is radiating heat from a colorful peace sign

a yellow orangutan devouring a nickel, whilst an overstuffed armchair looks on in horror

Original sin.

A colorblind legless cyclops engages in sketchy activities whilst eating a rainbowish chip.

Nicholas Cage

Video game lag.

Harry Potter is not impressed with Ron Weasley's shenanigans.

Casper asks if you want to watch Anaconda.

The hockey player is overdosing on tic tacs whilst being attacked by wild boars.