small boy has never seen a bird before, yellow shirted man takes advantage of this, tells boy that a box with 'bird' written on it is a bird

for fucks sake jill this is getting ridiculous

starfish interacts with a stilted rainbow in purgatory. nether party will ever begin to understand what has taken place.

irate man with bloodshot chastises a stupid sad dog.

teen problems

Satan upgrades to first class for free! In doing so, Satan undermines the whole system through which seats are allocated. Chaos ensues.

divorce

trapped inside a shoebox from the perspective of the animal within, probably a hamster but i suppose it could be anything

dyslexia

FIGHTS

boring

chicken yelling at guy wearing turban atop a lizard (komodo dragon?)