A lone shark in the deep deep ocean

Infinity

nonsense

Cogito, ergo sum.

The anser to the universy, the life and everything is 42

The person doing the markings on the street must have been drunk!

A snowman punches you.

It only rains once a year in that particular desert

The first person ever to find gold in a public restroom.

The first coloniser on mars were surprised at the lack of green.