It was divine. I sprang from the womb with 8 arms!

Kangaroo gangs frequently commit hate crimes against those robot space cameras.

I should have made Igor use a condom. I think he gave me the head babies.

Puff the Magic Dragon ate a galaxy....

On whack-a-ginger day, knock their eyes out.

The Blues Bros are inquisitive about a substance that turns you into a sentient, technicolor top hat.

"I won the bike race, but St. Christopher did most of the pedaling." "That's cheating!"

The Earth derives pleasure from being lifted by the Sun.

The naked man's coat dangles about as he chases the sprinting exclamation mark.

Mr. Topic requests -- nay, demands -- bad fashion advice.

Thunder sets off a profanity spewing knight.

The stick princess disintegrated. How unfortunate! Q_Q