An octopus singing Marvin Gaye songs to a drowning leopard.

Vabina, a red worm who lives in pink desert.

I made this in art class when I was five. I call it Sausage Dragon. He never could bear his own weight but that was my fault, not his.

Doodle or Die up in flames. For a change.

A very sinister lady smiles at you. She has a bikini on. She also has a snow plough. That can't be good.

A Mexican pizza would like some nachos. Hopefully as a playmate rather than to eat, because that is cannibalism.

A chef cooking his entire garden.

An angry man slicing bread. He has a pointy face and bad teeth.

Hairy penguin dances fast with his watermelon, to burn off all the calories from his yocky KFC meal.

Google, being used to search for maps of ground zero.

A really large man climbing a very small tree.

Man's face - half of it - in black. He doesn't seem too worried that the other half of his face has gone AWOL.