A pastel-green parakeet has eaten all the salad - but alas - it is too cute, sleeping inside that glass bowl it has now chosen as its home.

Green Blob stuck in the hamburger business mourns lack of opportunity in the job market.

Eccentric Millionaire's Spoiled Obese Son Screams Gibberish At Hedge-Sitting Monochromatic Squirrel-Dog Confused About Events.

"I'm sorry," said Llama Jesus, "But Satan, you're not allowed in my private spa. Go back to the desert."

It considered the box. "STRANGE," it wrote, below a single arrow pointing up. What did it mean? Was that direction strange for their folk?

The Elusive Yarn Ball is at it again: Tormenting the hearts and souls of so many little kittens with its dastardly plots and hiding spots!

Semblance of Loss - Identity against the Green. (An abstract masterpiece.)

Sonic Scissorhands. I mean, Edward... Sonichands. Sonward Scissoric? Eddic the Sonichands?

Diary: It is befitting for such a great guitarist to arrive in this land of ice cream-colored Savannah, but yet I do not understand how...

Let's settle this conflict with a more CEMENTED answer and not get too STONY in our refusal. To accept, I mean - what BOULDERdash!

Seven States of CAN'T DRAW EAGLES decides to make their new flag (Which includes an eagle.)

The doctor examined the boy once more. "Swollen eyes, oddly-colored hair, pink rash under the face, shrunken mouth... you've got the anime."