nigga how did all dis jizz get on my purple mountains at 9 p.m.

nigga dis strawberry gonna fuck you up

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what does your dad do for a living? if he's dead draw a staryu.

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nigga imma check out dis hear pen

F is for fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium... bombs.

dis nigga got 500% dagger skillz

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why does my dad hit my mom?

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my dad likes to eat pink candy canes, too bad he's never home to hug me :'(

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