An idiotic carrot thinking little children will want to eat it instead of delicious fattening candy on Halloween

Dinosaur rock concert.

Stick figure with freakishly long eyes.

Angry spammer.

Mice peering hungrily at a cheese sandwhich.

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An elephant douching a giraffe's vagina.

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An elephant douching a giraffe's vagina.

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An elephant douching a giraffe's vagina.

Pretty butterflies in a cemetery.

A man is sad because the slide broke and it crashed into his house.

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The new kids on the block.

An evil looking cake cowers away from a deformed dog.

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