The entire planet decides to have one massive orgy
The Earth is angry at the moon because it wrote a letter saying there were only four continents.
sun flings poop at earth
A pair of Toasters sit callously on the edge of the counter top, making sweet toasty love to each other.
Scary clown peering out of a corner, ready to eat some one up.
A stick figure holding two forks with a stupid-ass grin is sitting at a brown counter with a picture of a tomato in the center. Looks bad.
Hatsune Miku
Cat girl presses her boobs at you
dramatic eye
some shrek drums
Tiny man sitting on a gray flower.
The Duane.
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