Doodle or Die

A wasp tells you to calm down. (FUCK NO)

Oy buddy, fuck you too!

Doodle or Die

Two suns discuss why it's so dark on earth despite their glorious presence.

Doodle or Die

A man is angry at a woman for spilling eggs while trying to fry them in a pan, outside, and over a portable stove torch.

New Chain

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DONGER DONGS. IT DONGS FOR THEE.

Doodle or Die

A very well drawn, devilishly handsome gentleman wearing a trilby which is tailored to fit his devil horns. I never knew Satan was sexy!

New Chain

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DONGER DONGS. IT DONGS FOR THEE.

A woman and a man consume panties. Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?

New Chain

Babu. (That's literally all.)

A stick figure shows numbers: 1 2 3 4 5

I naked fellow who has very thick pubic hair is skinny dipping in a non-descriptive pool.

She touches the bulge.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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