[inaudible screaming]

the x files

[fox mulder squeals excitedly]

a proclamation of self

a purple dinosaur taking a shit in a top hat

abnormally tall man stands proud, bringing joy to the hearts of those around him.

goddamn furries

a failed attempt at being creative

you never forget your first lesbian experience

really tall shamrock

Time is like wax, dripping from a candle flame. In the moment, it is molten and falling, with the capability to transform into any shape.

straight white men