IM AM A ROBOT

on the first day, god decided to advance his resting day, so he slept comfy in a bed made of clouds.

White dude command center: YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

that rubber guy from fantastic 4 has found some glasses, and he jokes about saying that is from Mister ME.

People from the middle ages find a flying disk, but only a few dare to ride that strange charriot.

plz dont bully, he might enjoy it.

Boy is calling mom, but he is dead in the next room.

HEADSHOT

They have fooled me, ill never test human flesh ever.

chains broke because of those gay cosmic rays.

a good chap was hit by a giant peeler

Why tho?, oh, WOW, your brain is exposed, thoughts must gone away.