pee wee Herman jerking off to the thought of Lincoln being assassinated, and cumming on some guys head.
A palm tree is growing out of an unsuspecting man's anus.
Morty, is that you?! Quick, turn into a car Morty! I inserted a chip into your head when you were a child! Quick Morty!
My cat pooped on the table
BOOTY BLAST ME.
um...Chris hanson thinks Africa is a big continent...with AIDS
ah yes i love me some scoliosis
Gay prison with GAY windows and frilly GAY pink decor
the DNA chain snaps in half while a sassy man makes a remark about it
NEW CHAIN
Jacked Eagleman rides the mighty arm into combat
Sonic in a skirt with a man inside it.
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