Dirk Hands

PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR BALLS- LET JADE LICK IT- PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR ASS

How much Jade could the Dave Dave lick if the DaveJade was fucking cannon and I could write tongue twisters?

Dave gets Jade cups of coffee, instinct kicks in. Ricocheting off the walls, landing on Dave, face to face, panting and waggling her tail =3

Pregnant fuzzy green caterpillar lady with blond hair and light skin sitting on a wooden chair and wearing white boots with a black outline.

DOODLE JAM SPI-BRO IN THE HOUSE DROPPING SOME SICK BEATS FOR YA, GREEN PENCIL IN HAND, READY TO DRAW FOR Y'ALL!

I think this is a few pieces of zombie broccoli getting revenge on a kid who refused to eat them.

MAGICAL - POPTART - NOW WITH COLOR CHANGING AND FLAVOR CHANGING FROSTING AND- WELL- EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

an orange who REALLY LIKES LINES

Everyone thinks YELLOW Trump's hell toupee is an actual toupee

Onion-san gets called by fans and gets a whole group telling her she is gonna get 5 star ratings from them.

Feferi using a whale's spout water as a shower. Oh, yeah, then Eridan tries and gets eaten like krill. (rest in pity, my sweet baby)