Mario shaved his mustache and hates xbox

a ninja punches cake

old man hits on hot lady who explains that she is a lesbean

"hi" female pinocchio says. the greeting is a lie

two snakes pass through an eyeball to become one

man yells at meth while his hair turns into spaggetti

iguana destroys house with eye lasers

a burger tries to sell you meth

A banana drives along the road

man has no arms, so other man throws up into toilet

an egg dresses as a cat and the owner is pissed off about it

a fat man is against weather and makes the raincloud cry, making it then rain more

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