John loves grateful Nicholas Cage's cage.

Robot pizza

Pink goat is broken hearted its favorite cow gives green milk.

Sun and moon on a date. Moon says "Wanna have sex?". Sun says "no".

A guy throwing himself at some jellybeans

A poster advocating women's-only-KFC restaurants.

A woman with hepatitis B attends a rap battle for ginger people who have been ingesting colloidal silver.

Sunflares through Geordi LaForge's eyes

Two ghosts looking distressedly at a guy falling into a bottle of evil pumpkin juice.

Three glowing doritos in a freshly opened cardboard box.

Previous guy didn't get the previous description, drew "Um... What?". Maybe draw a frog in a haunted house.

An ipod possessed by the benign ghost of Steve Jobs