peridot doesn't like doritos ever since........ the incident......

when the sun goes down......... so does........... the town

ronaldo's theory was right: steven IS pregnant

pearl fell off her bike and is quietly accepting her fate

AU where everything is the same except Garnet is a trombone

Ruby thinks Sapphire's flirting with her by calling her hot, but really she's just on fire

One of the Rubies floating through space is angrily on fire. The gems, in the Ruby spaceship, think it's cute

mayor dewey's ancestors all had crushes on pearl

pearl cockblocks greg with jesus, rose doesn't know what jesus is

marlin: "have you seen my son nemo???" garnet: "no. have you seen a giant green monster in the midst of an internal struggle?"

lion slams open the door. BAM lion is here

Onion's true form is a giant floating Onion. Everyone is gone, Steven