A cancer patient having writer's block

A turtle and a bird have a baby

Young child pulled all of his teeth out and replaced them with jelly beans

a dude with mice eating his hands with the princess in another castle.

A sexy "H"

A ginger sandslash

dragon ball z character with a sunburnt leg chucks an apple out the window.

Pikachu escaping from prison

Napolian Dynamite shooting wolverines

A man in black is sitting on his lazyboy while he waits for his pet plant to do it's business on the carpet.

The sassy spaghetti doesn't appreciate your jokes.

Terrorists hijack a bathtub and ram it into the world trade center. Soap can't melt steel beams.