a cheeto is happy

oh no! mum has a yellow face. Whatever shall we do? Maybe it tastes like banana says andy. Oh andy you rascal.

a bed just wants to be loved for its personality, not its sexuality

harry potter declares that a womans breasts are in fact 'made of magic'

a twitter bird chasing after the poochoo express

punk guy loves cars

A penis at an alcoholics anonymous meeting

chinaman defends his flag from mongolian invader

Big daddy drills a lovely tree

A cat delivers a zinging punch line in the form of Horatio from CSI

jigglypuff doing housework

a humanburger