My name is Sancho.

Your tears are the best lube.

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Rectangleman wielding the legendary +7 triangularslayer polearm...

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Someone fucking stole my blue watering pail. Now how am I going to water my grass?

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Your naked Valentine.

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What a dickhead...

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Chinese video game console, a bunch of Chinese people making video games; OR... Chinese people riding mutated Velocipedes in World War III.

A brown man drawing witchcraft in the dirt with pink painted fingernails.

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Orgazmo, the 1997 Mormon super hero in a porno comedy film.

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