Slimey the Worm teaches you the motherfucking alphabet.

A butcher hangs his meat out in the rain.

Old Mario goes out to sea in a kayak, taking no provisions with him except for a single Fire Flower.

Big breasted lady cries as she spills her chalice of Mountain Dew.

Bugs Bunny has his rape face on.

A miniature black tornado slays a man before he is able to check his social media networking page.

A shrimp playing XBOX. It must be one big ass shrimp.

Bad Gunter. Bad.

FedEx guy aggressively delivers his package to a cute young girl.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Pompadoured youth is shocked by your suggestion.

Cool soldier doesn't look at explosions.