A toaster with a happy face on it

An upside down turd. Actually, it looks like someone tried drawing a homestuck character, but gave up and scribbled out their face. Or poop.

Anders Breivik kneeling in a meadow apologizing to a rabbit

Sex with a goat behind a tree.

A giant pikachu atop a wooden pedestal ejecting fire from it's own anus.

A banana roasting a hot dog over a campfire.

A preposterous assumption that a marshmallow would be contemplating his lot in life while inside a human heart.

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Teddy Roosevelt

A muslim telling a pig's ass "no"

Mark cube

Trogdor shouting "NUGGAAAA" I'm assuming it's because he's racist.

A stunningly accurate portrait of former United States president Zachary Taylor.

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