mutated frog with purple wig decides the blind man tastes ripe after being in a cage for a week and proceeds to set up his cooking utensils
The detective after coming too late doesn't notice the shadow hiding in the shadows and gets into a fight of wits and fists.
The snake with arms went to the psychiatrist for his disorder to not laugh about violent comics.
The sun has become a red dot but only a small kid realizes this. His mother is just confused when he points this out. Clearly a conspiracy.
Penguin makes a phone call deciding the fate of Bamham in broken english
Patrick listened to too many Sparta remixes now he is dead and Spongebob is sad
Angry Eyebrow is running Amok with his flyswatter. The police tries to stop him but three are already dead.
The clock feels it is important to always show the correct time so it got some extra numbers and arrows
Earth saving itself by throwing out all bodybuilder supplements in a capsule that looks like a bomb
Someone has confidence issues
Butthead
Hipster doesn't know "gangnum style"