A shirt-wearing man preaches his strong opinions about the color purple to an indifferent gentleman. The latter is not very interested.

Classic Garfield. *laugh track*

A seemingly innocent cat watches as a man chokes to death. He declares his victory and tells the human to burn in hell.

Little boy is stumped by the Pythagorean theorem.

♪ Here, touch the sun, doo doo doo doo ♪

A purple flower in a brown vase in front of a clock. The underlying message is that beauty is temporary and fleeting, a fickle mistress...

Green grape lady kicks green grape man in the balls while saying "Superman no!"

A stylish and artistic piece that says a profound message about the evil of using animals for experimentation. Or IS IT?!

Purple-grape-man's kryptonite is green grapes.Spectators look on sadly as he struggles.

Afros attract all the ladies.

Dog is not impressed by your crappy gift.

The number 4 is going shoe shopping. She can't decide between the red stilettos or the blue sneakers.