spittin hot fiya when he got that fiya flowa

anime with red eyes wonders why he can't be more original

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Congressmen discuss putting monkey cages in the white house

jay leno finally dies

the triforce of saucepans eradicates dark matter in favour of a much more fashionable pearly white

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a frog-like creature dons chef toques in an exasperated attempt to defeat world hunger

a nasty green shit with some taco bell dipping sauce on him uses his two-pronged tongue to call out for some meth-head from need for shit

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philosophy is man's finest creation short of socrates' chest hair ---- go drachma

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