Cancer boy wants da booty.

An incredibly racist depiction of an Asian man. :(

New Chain

A spacemouse.

The meaning of life.

He's blue. Da ba de-- *gunshot*

A nameless amnesiac turned lady of the night. When her test results return, so do her memories. How can she face her husband and her past?

Donkey Kong smothering a surprised Mario between his manly monkey pecs in a completely heterosexual way.

A cross dresser named Barbara drowning her sorrow in beer after being rejected by her very fundamentalist parents.

A classy crocodile in evening wear enjoying a cigar and Goethe.

A happy hiker with broken legs smiles happily at an orange flower during his last moments in life.

A monster with a wide orange grin, three dark red beady eyes and an oddly placed tongue.

New Chain

A giant bearded turtle on his back trying to right himself whilst driving on a busy highway.

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