Man trying to bury his wife alive after she ate the last of the Doritos.

Black man within a red man wearing a black cape.

Kids face splits in half when he asks for a sign.

Ruining a perfectly good picture.

A man throwing a small child into a mountain in the distance.

Man jumps from a bridge into a river flowing with jizz.

A giant cactus work as an accountant.

A giant toilet consumes a mans soul.

A solitary goat attains goathood.

Man suffers heart attack from watching to fat chicks argue over who ordered what at the local KFC store.

Two flowers exchanging STD's.

A scientist combines a chicken with a watermelon. There are riots in the streets when someone drops one on the ground.