Doodle or Die

Sexy naked sunflower begs you to approach her, so she can pollenate your stem ;)

Yoda is a grumpy pumpkin accompanied by another regular pumpkin.

Friends on a small boat are devastated over the loss of their largest and most prized Idaho potatoes. A lone goldfish observes the tragedy.

beastiality

A news reporter covering the story of a whale that devours Pomela Anderson by the ocean.

a car fucking an outline of an orange cat up the butt

Uncle Henry's Wheat Farm + a yellow binky

A person with a giant green spider attached to their stomach is saying "I am a (goldfish drawing)"

The outline of a green plant with a short stem and five, large, round leaves.

A blue outline of a man with a third eye...?

A blond stick figure says: I am from Hetalia

Rainbow letters and a small drawing of Earth read "Fuck you, (the drawing goes here) I do what I want."

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