A gangster with saggy pants and a red cap finds a live baby chick in his bucket of hot wings.

Someone yelling at his friends to come see the giant spider he has trapped in a cage.

Booty Call.

A brown man bending over shoots two giant, diverging streams of shit out his swollen gaping red anus.

A girl with brown hair, blue eyes and a yellow shirt wears a green skirt and the golden crown she deserves.

The killer wrote "Jason" in the victim's blood.

Batman reveals he is really Bruce Wayne while standing in the rain.

A penis behind the word fuck on top of the word "ahi".

An image stolen from a really cool blog I can't remember the name of.

A yellow woman with blonde hair wearing cardboard wings and a green swimsuit.

Somebody asked a stupid question. This is what happened.

New Chain

A priest drafting a grant application at his computer.

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