Doodle or Die

A homosexual couple, including Horatio from CSI: Miami, hugging each other in bed about to 'go in dry'.

A deformed, half-naked man choking the chicken as he watches similarly deformed singers on his computer

A crying man in a hoodie attempting to flee enemies on a train

A giant rock, unhappy with his own appearance.

"Rest in peace in peace", says a haunted Mew.

Jamie Hyneman saying 'Hi'

Trent Reznor is an amazing lad with large descended testicles.

The Snapchat app icon proudly exclaiming it's got two chains, dawg.

Two Christmas trees sword-fighting

A triceratops has impaled a T-Rex in the stomach with its' front horn

A chariot racer relaxing in a wheelchair with a Union Jack flag tarped over its' wheels, holding a broomstick.

A 'swag' baby with big blue eyes and a sideways baseball cap

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