Holy shit... Just imagine turning on the lights in your bedroom and finding this...

Holy shit... Mario gave Luigi pinkeye.

Anime girls with "Boob" next to it...

Two neckbeards fight at game stop because one called the other a "Casual" gamer. Gamestop employee look about then says "Yeah, no."

NOOOOPE! I'm way too cute to bend over in shot shorts just to pick up your pencil, you piece of shit jew. c: <- 'Cute' girls cussing -.-

No, scales. You most certainly are not a duck.

A black guy is sad his uncle just died in gang violence, and he realizes he must grow up, and become one with Onii-Chan.

Tentacle lesbian pornography... With Ellen DeGenerous!:D

So get this: Pacman had sex with a poseidon and actually has a normal shaped hat.

Mario breaks his finger while fingering Luigi's asshole.

Suicide squidward

The world will FUCK YOU UP.