How to offend the Jews, Nazis, Christians, homosexuals and Daniel Bryan fans at once.

A tree is sad that he must eat his dead brother.

A somewhat racist stick figure slides down a pile of shit.

Weird game of hangman won at the last possible second.

A high class potato goes bowling.

A Mario shell rockets at a fire-hot speed.

A blue haired man climbs a wall to greet a large, sinister-looking blue snake.

Doodle or Die

A bowl of cornflakes

Doodle or Die

Princess Bubblegum makes a bad rape pun to a grape, implying that he'll get "graped."

Japan vs. Godzilla

Shirtless Santa stuck gut-deep in snow.

A pink spider sleeps as a smaller, red spider steals his praying mantis leftovers.

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