A happy pear with arms open wide

One of these days, Alice... one of these days...

Headsplosion!

A man is in despair because he doesn't understand basic arithmetic.

Professor Headcarrot von Torsoless has completed his evil plan!

A happy face floating in the ocean

Tree powers activated!

Someone with Special Little Snowflake syndrome

"Move it, football head!" "Fuck you."

Robin Hood got the shit beaten out of him

Betty White got swag

An onion has just murdered a crow in a dark alley. He walks away from the scene, drenched in sweat and full of remorse.