CHRIST giving birth?

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A man giving birth to himself

Half-ass Abstract Crap

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Spiderman is web-slinging around the city, but only shooting webs through his butt hole.

Skinny hippo with a fox tail

A man with an impossibly large penis is seriously asking a hermaphramorph if he can fit his impossibly large penis inside shim.

Some stupid minecraft animal shit

A man with a square-shaped head walks through the woods, content with life despite his square-shaped noggin.

A person-sized hand with a face is nervous about trying marijuana for the first time. Fred Flinstone's daughter is forcing him to smoke it.

Arthur smoking a weed pipe

A revised gay flag

An erect green Penisaurus Rex

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