"We're going to have cunnilingus whether you like it or not."

Dog meat carefully disguised as chicken.

Fuck Free Zone. Criminals will just bring their own fucks and ignore the law. #RepealFuckFreeZones #FRA

GOTTA GO FAST

An empty landscape. InvisiTroopers maneuver unseen across the battlefield.

A unicorn is apologizing to his bro. Their shoes brushed while running a train on this one unicorn chick.

BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE PLACE

A flesh-coloured kangaroo.

Matthew McConaughey is standing before you, eying you up, sexually.

Two knifes are holding hands.

A black person's foot.

Demoman is fitting Engineer's hat for it's own hat.

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