the little mermaid

This is probably not what the directions had in mind when they said 'blowfish'

pretty little caterpillar

Greasy nerd goes to gym class with a suitcase :(

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piss under a chair

Bethoven doesn't actually conduct. He plays piano. But the instructions were to show him conducting furiously, so there you have it.

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