an alien crashes by a tree

the moon tries sabotage the gay space mission

a man telling a lighter to stop intimidating him

a lil pear shaped headed guy not wearing pants (his name is john egbert)

the world was full so we launched the extra people at the giant face in the sky

when the box began to explode.... i instantly regretted exchanging my arms for a longer penis

if i wanted yes's i wouldnt have gotten married

a slut uses too many tubes at a water park

a pirate engaging in poetry

a stream of piss flowing between a purple kite and a racial slur

a cat plans to eat somebody's cheese.... the victim can sense danger

a man launches his head from his body to caatch flying shapes

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